So here's the deal. Takefuji Acom wasn't satisfied with Big Bang's Japanese version of BAD BOY, so he felt the need to do his own translation. And sing it too. With amazing impersonations, in my opinion. And now, because his "cool" lyrics were just too cool, I had to translate his translations.
Original song by Big Bang, this version by Takefuji Acom(武富士アコム).
Romaji:
ikenai kono mama notare shinisou
fuzaketa NIITO ga jishou AATISUTO
me ga mienai ki ga suru shi hatarakenai yo
yubi ga kajikande umaku ugokasenai yo
mado akete miru tada sugiru HAADO SUKEJUURU toka nai ore wa
seikatsu hogo wo jukyuu shite kurashitai MAJI ongaku yatteru baai janai yo
mou DAME kana tte toki ni kimi to deau
rirekisho motte mibunshou motte kaisha no mae de hiki kaeshite kaeru
Everyday & night I'm so mean
cuz I'm so real so I'm sorry (but I can't change)
imasara hatarakenai Sorry i'm a bad boy
gu-tara shiteru no wa kimi no sei good girl
shikai ga SUU tto kuraku naru yo
shakai ni mata makechimau
Baby don't leave me I know you still love me
dakara seikatsuhi harattenai
you're a my lay lay lay lay lady my lay lay lay lay lady
tomodachi wa dandan shikkari shiteku kedo
onaji you ni wa ore wa ikanai ze
kurikaesu uso uragiri
negaeru douse mata omae no onna mo, iya sugu ni wakaru
a, mada doutei dakara wakaranai no ka☆wara
nekosogi zenbu itadaku zenbu
machijuu no onna ga SEKKUSU FURENZU
meshi ogotte youfuku katte
kane nante mottenai kara jibun de seikatsu dekinai yo I'm so mean
cuz I'm so real so I'm sorry (but I can't change)
imasara hatarakenai Sorry i'm a bad boy
gu-tara shiteru no wa kimi no sei good girl
shikai ga SUU tto kuraku naru yo
shakai ni mata makechimau
Baby don't leave me I know you still love me
dakara seikatsuhi harattenai
you're a my lay lay lay lay lady my lay lay lay lay lady
douka nacchimau kuni kara enjo tachi noki wa iya da
ikemoto kun chi wa kanemochi dakara dou ni ka natteru yo
aa mou ichido yashinatte kurenai kana baby
oh lady come back to me ye ye ye
imasara hatarakenai Sorry i'm a bad boy
gu-tara shiteru no wa kimi no sei good girl
shikai ga SUU tto kuraku naru yo
shakai ni mata makechimau
Baby don't leave me I know you still love me
dakara seikatsuhi harattenai
you're a my lay lay lay lay lady my lay lay lay lay lady
English:
This can't go on, as it is I'm about to collapse and die.
This NEET messing around is a self-styled artist.
I feel like I can't see, so I can't work.
My fingers are numb, and I can't move them very well.
Opening the window and looking out, with no hard schedule, I just pass the days.
I want to live off of welfare. This is seriously not the time to be making music.
When I think it's no good anymore, I go to see you.
Holding my resume, holding my identification papers, standing in front of the company, I step back down and go home.
Everyday & night I'm so mean
cuz I'm so real so I'm sorry (but I can't change)
At this point I can't work Sorry I'm a bad boy
I'm always lazing around because of you good girl
My vision soundlessly darkens.
Again, I lose to society.
Baby don't leave me I know you still love me
That's why I haven't been paying my living expenses.
you're a my lay lay lay lay lady my lay lay lay lay lady
My friends are gradually living steadily, but
I'm not going to be like them.
Repeating all the lies, the betrayals,
doublecrossing, anyhow once again, your girl too, well-you'll know soon.
Ah, you're still a virgin so you might not know☆lulz
Without leaving anything, I'll take them all.
The girls in the city are all my sex friends.
Treating you to a meal(I wish), buying western clothes(that's important)
At this point I can't work Sorry I'm a bad boy
I'm always lazing around because of you good girl
My vision soundlessly darkens.
Again, I lose to society.
Baby don't leave me I know you still love me
That's why I haven't been paying my living expenses.
you're a my lay lay lay lay lady my lay lay lay lay lady
It'll somehow work out. I'll receive aid from the government. I don't want to be evicted.
Ikemoto-kun's rich, so it'll work out somehow.
Aah, once more, could you support me baby?
oh lady come back to me ye ye ye
At this point I can't work Sorry I'm a bad boy
I'm always lazing around because of you good girl
My vision soundlessly darkens.
Again, I lose to society.
Baby don't leave me I know you still love me
That's why I haven't been paying my living expenses.
you're a my lay lay lay lay lady my lay lay lay lay lady
漢字：
いけない このまま野垂れ死にそう
ふざけたニートが 自称アーティスト
目が見えない 気がするし働けないよ
指が悴んで上手く動かせないよ
窓開けて見る ただ過ぎる ハードスケジュールとかない俺は
生活保護を受給して暮らしたい マジ音楽やってる場合じゃないよ
もうダメかなって時に君と出会う
履歴書持って 身分証もって 会社の前で引き返して帰る
Everyday & night I'm so mean
cuz I'm so real so I'm sorry (but I can't change)
今更働けない Sorry i'm a bad boy
ぐーたらしてるのは君のせい good girl
視界がスーっと 暗くなるよ
社会にまた負けちまう
Baby don't leave me I know you still love me
だから生活費 払ってない
you're a my lay lay lay lay lady my lay lay lay lay lady
友達は段々 しっかりしてくけど
同じようには俺はいかないぜ
繰り返す 嘘 裏切り
寝返るどうせまた お前の女も、いやすぐに分かる
あ、まだ童貞だから分からないのか☆藁
根こそぎ全部 いただく全部
街中の女がセックスフレンズ
飯おごって（願望） 洋服買って（切実）
金なんて持ってないから自分で生活出来ないよ（迫真） I'm so mean
cuz I'm so real so I'm sorry (but I can't change)
今更働けない Sorry i'm a bad boy
ぐーたらしてるのは君のせい good girl
視界がスーっと 暗くなるよ
社会にまた負けちまう
Baby don't leave me I know you still love me
だから生活費 払ってない
you're a my lay lay lay lay lady my lay lay lay lay lady
どうかなっちまう 国から援助 立ち退きは嫌だ
池本君ちは 金持ちだから どうにかなってるよ
嗚呼 もう一度 養ってくれないかなbaby
oh lady come back to me ye ye ye
今更働けない Sorry i'm a bad boy
ぐーたらしてるのは君のせい good girl
視界がスーっと 暗くなるよ
社会にまた負けちまう
Baby don't leave me I know you still love me
だから生活費 払ってない
you're a my lay lay lay lay lady my lay lay lay lay lady
